A wtf Moment: MEN and there damn SJ's!

I have said it once, and I will say it again, in fact Im going to keep saying it till something gets done... this is one of those WTF moments, where you find yourself still trying to figure out, how the hell is this still a trend! GUYS, please STOP WEARING DAMN SKINNY JEANS!!! (and no offense to my hip hop heads who are trying to rock this Kanye west meets Tribe called quest look of a disaster, and want to be rocker/hipsters who you cant tell if they are a woman or man)

LOOK, guys let me break it down to you, I dont know who started this trend, and I know "Cheap Monday Jeans" are making a killing off profit, but the truth is, it is just simply NOT attractive in more ways than one... and im sorry if this offends anyone, i mean they finally figured it out for women, thats why you dont see it on chics anymore, but damn YO, this trend is eating up the masses, like maggots eat week old tuna! :@
so if your wondering, "Why miss jenius, does this bother you?" well my deal is my penis carrying members of the other gender let me tell you...

1. It's NOT in the least bit attractive, its like a dude carrying a purse, which is equally annoying, CANT WOMEN HAVE THEIR OWN THING!!( i mean I would love to switch my PMS, for Guy problems any day, yall can have that!)
2. It's even worse when your saggin your SJ's and you have a gut, and it looks like their is pound of feces draggin your pants ( i mean at this point what is the purpose of saggin, when they are skin tight...really.)
3. Ask yourself is this something you want to show to your kids when you get older? their dad wearing electric blue skinny jeans with a flannel shirt?
4. It degrades your MANHOOD! okay fellas, let me let you in on a lil something in a womans mind, we have a "bulge" theory, and one thing is for certain, just because you cant see "it" doesnt mean that there is nothing there, infact if you dont see it, you more than likely are in for a suprise, but when you wear SJ's everything is on front street, and Im sorry to tell you, I have been able to measure quite a few from observation, and SJ's will show everything ( and lack there of) (Dont do that to yourself.)
5. its almost like your wearing pantyhose.
6.Did i mention its not attractive.
7. Most men who wear skinny J's are short. (i have noticed this) by no means will wearing them increase your height.
8. Man, what happened to Jnco wide leg jeans, those were the ish back in the day.
9. Women dont like it, and for the most part we make fun of yall for wearing them. (if i had a qauter for every woman who rolled their eyes when they saw a dude in skinny jeans...man... talk about who wants to be a millionaire)
10. I have given more than enough reasons to stress its not attractive and attack the male ego... anything else is secondary.

We feel about skinny jeans, the way guys feel about women wearing make up!

so im just saying... give your balls the freedom they deserve! this is a free country! lets practice freedom!

say no to skinny jeans!

ridiculously yours
karyn j

Breaking the Trend:stereotypes, hype, and cigerettes.

We all have seen it, not so skinny guys (and dolls) rocking a pair of uber skinny jeans, wannabe stylistic rope chains, and not to mention those o so horrible big rimmed glasses (strait outta the seventies!)
I often wonder why we give in to trends? What causes the usual sober mind to get pissy drunk behind a tshirt that says "your boyfriend was in me last night." Have we succumb to the big brother of the fashion world too? Don't people realize graphic tees and striped shade sun glasses (c kanye west) are all the designs of a soceity starting to look like one another?
Hey don't get me worng I have always been a girl up and willing to rock some electro blu tights, but at the same time its more of my personality than a fashion statement.
Let's just say for the record there is no judgement here! Shoot, if we could walk around in clothes looking like we stepped out of an M.I.A. Video talking about "jimmy aja" live would b great, but the truth remains we are victims of our own closet vomit! :@

My point is( and I believe eventually I will get there)is trends are like stereotypes. They are like the elephants in the room that no one wants to talk about, but the ammunition needed to point and shoot. Kind of like when someone says all black people are loud,which all aren't but when you walk into a fried chicken and waffle joint at 1 am you might have that perception. That's kind of how I feel with people who all of sudden cut off their hair and grow locs and afros(this pertaining to my people who of another color, and I am black so I can say this!)Because they want to appear "arty" and "neosoul" yet if you ask them anything about Georgia Ann Mudrow or the Lion of judah, they would have no idea what you are talking about. But they are trendy, they are hot, its what's now... Its the hype.
Yeah stereotypes are all hype like "women are ALL emotional", well not all are. I just hope that all people who wear snow boots are not all stupid, but hey I would like to be wrong, but I know not bloody likely... Trends.
What would we do with out them?

Any who the lesson here kiddies stick with what last forever, that classic piece, the longjevity. 15 mins of fame are just that, 15 min. Stereotypes are just indirect judgements and even if they are true we can't hoan people to them. I say stop and the drop hype and be your trueself, cause skinny jeans ainr for everybody...
I'm saying tho.

Ciao :*

Kjenius